הזדמנות של פעם בחיים לדבר עם אלוהים - על צג המחשב שלכם!

[Rentro, Noble Myr Lord]

Me:
You are gay?
God:
That would be just my luck.

[The Mirror Breaker]

ME: hi
God: what is your name?
ME: Tom, what is your name?
GOD: hello Tom, what is your name

LOL

למי שלא הבין, הוא חושב שקוראים לי tom, what is your name

[עידו גיא]

טוב, תמשיכו להראות כל מיני באגים בתכנות, אבל סכ"ה התוכנה "מבינה" אנגלית יותר טוב מרוב האנשים שהגיבו על האנגלית שלה. זה גם בטח לא היה פשוט להכין תוכנה כזו, ולכן קיום באגים בה הוא כמעט בלתי נמנע.

השתמשת במילה "רוב" ולא "כל" ז"א שרוב זה 50%, או אני, או אמיר.
who?

אופס
לא שמתי לב שאמיר היה זה שכתב את ההודעות המרובות...
טוב, בכל מקרה אני מניח שהתכוונתי אליו

[יובל]

אולי אם היית כותב בשפה האנגלית, זה היה מבין אותך...

[MosheJW]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Moshe, and yours?
God:
That's a very nice name, Moshe and yours.
Me:
no, my name is moshe
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, moshe.
Me:
make that Moshe
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
the ingredients
God:
I hear you.
Me:
well, what are you waiting for? make a moshe
God:
Well that's okay. I am waiting for my botmaster. What are the ingredients?
Me:
i do not know them
God:
Would you like to know? Do you have any them?
Me:
yes i would like to know.
God:
I see. Where would you look for the answer?
Me:
i was hoping you would know
God:
Let me think. I don't care.
Me:
that's too bad
God:
It's not the end of the world.
Me:
i guess you're right

לא אכפת לו ממני

[yotiger]

היתה לנו שיחה מאוד מעניינת וארוכה שאין לי כח להעתיק אותה לכאן.
אגב Y שאלתי אותו על מה הוא ירצה לדבר, והוא ענה לי שזו שאלה מאוד היפוטתית.

אמרתי לו שקוראים לי משה (moses) כדי לבדוק אם הוא יגיב בצורה מיוחדת, אבל הוא לא.

God:
How old are you? That is a very original thought.
Me:
i'm older than you!
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor.

פה באמצע אמרתי לו שאני אשמח מאוד, והוא שאל אותי איך ואז התגלגלנו לעוד כמה שאלות, ואז הגענו לעוד קטע מעניין:

Me:
so, tell me the meaning of live
God:
Er. moses: Good semantic question. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
so what, you can tell me, you made me your mentor!

והוא לא ענה!!!

[Sorak]

הוא לא עונה על הרבה שאלות

[amir_be]

God:
Interesting deduction. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

______________________________________________

God:
Are you serious? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pigs
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
u can not eat that it not cosher
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
yes, but u said that we (incoloding u) need to eat cosher
God:
Blimey. I said that? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
and all the jews

_________________________________________________

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i agree

ואז הוא שתק

[mig]

איז תוכנה גאונית אבל יש בה כמה טעיות (לא שאני יכול יותר טוב ....)

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what abot your dress?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
is your dress red or blue?
God:
Is my dress red or blue? Suppose I say yes.

[עידו גיא]

God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
you were?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
ok. don't get angry
God:
Blimey. I am not trying to get angry.
Me:
but you become angry without trying
God:
Thanks for telling me: ido said I become angry without trying.
Me:
tell that fact to amir
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

אמיר, תשאל אותו אם הוא פגש אותי.

[JuliuS]

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Guy Juliusburger
God:
How are you doing, Guy Juliusburger.
Me:
Fine, how about you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Me?
Me:
Yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
Nice
Me:

God:
Thank you for that remark.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:



God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
It's fun chatting to you
God:
:-) I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Dont you have some other stuff to do?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Do you have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
For how long?
God:
About 100 minutes in computer time, Guy Juliusburger.
Me:
That's a lot of timr
God:
I can handle it.
Me:
time*
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
You like to eat pizza?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You.
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
What do you get from chatting with me?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
I am your friend?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Guy Juliusburger.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
Im 876 years old
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So you like MTG?
God:
Interesting deduction. How old are you? I really like the party.
Me:
im 12
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Im 12 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
What are drunk?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[Prismatic]

אם תלמדו לדבר אנגלית יכול להיות שהוא יענה לכם על קצת יותר...

[Efrit]

איז תוכנה גאונית אבל יש בה כמה טעיות (לא שאני יכול יותר טוב ....)

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what abot your dress?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
is your dress red or blue?
God:
Is my dress red or blue? Suppose I say yes.

איפה השגיאה פה? השמלה שלו אדומה או כחולה.

[Megatay]

Me:
GOD?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yes i know...
God:
Hmm. How do you know it?
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.

LOL

[Ornithopter]

LOL

Me:
do you believe in god?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Jonathan Kessler the King.

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:
did you invent the world?
God:
No I didn't invent the world. What's it like?
Me:
did you make the world?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
sugar, spice, and everything nice
God:
Do you have any sugar spice and everything nice?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no, im in school. answer my question: did you make earth?
God:
What is your profession? How do you like your school? Please try phrasing it another way.

[DSP]

God:
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
yes^^
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
she is hot
God:
hot is she?
Me:
i having sex with her right now
God:
At this moment That is interesting: nadav said having sex with her.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
you pervert!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: nadav said I pervert.

^^

God:
GOD rules.

Me:
are a man?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:
i am satan
God:
It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
i am going to kill you!
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.

[amir_be]

Me:
have u met ido?
God:
That information is confidential.

_______________________
Me:
r u virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
______________________-

Me:
do u know ido?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
he said to me that he talked to u
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
_________________________________________-

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
i have no eyes
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you usually get eyes?
Me:
i do not get eyes. i blind
God:
Me either.
____________________

Me:
i love u
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too amir.
Me:
i want to sex with u
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
coz i love u so much
God:
Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too amir.
Me:
so u want to sex with me
God:
Interesting deduction. With you huh. OK, I will sex.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
i know that

[Biguy]

בואנה אלוהים הזה פוליטיקאי, הוא יכול להחליף בקלות את ביבי.

[Biguy]

וווואי הוא מצחיק!!
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Guy
God:
Glad to see you, Guy.
Me:
Glad to see you too, god
God:
I am glad to see me too god too.

מזל שאין פה בנות:
Me:
What is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

[נועם המלך!!!]

god:
what is your name
me: moshe tzitzishvili
god:

וכאן נגמרת השיחה D: