הזדמנות של פעם בחיים לדבר עם אלוהים - על צג המחשב שלכם!

[Efrit]

Me:
what color is your dress?
God:
My favorite dress is my green one.
Me:
do you look sexy in your green dress?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.

יאק.

[נועם המלך!!!]

Me:

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
noam
God:
How are you, noam.
Me:
im ok
God:
OK. What do you have that is?
Me:
can you make a stone that you cant lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i am mean because im satan
God:
Good reason. Welcome to my chat room, SATAN.
Me:
can i kill you?
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
am i human?
God:
Yes you are a flesh entity.
Me:
but i am satan... how can i be human
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN. You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
omg
God:
What do you have that is?
Me:
oh my god
God:
Right on. What kind is it?
Me:
can you paint a black cat in this chat window?
God:
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ffs
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
heaven
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
toruring horses
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
thats your problem
God:
I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, SATAN.
Me:
what is 600*2x if x is 2
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i like to know
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
like is shit
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
can you use say i am a fucking asshole?
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
am i perfect?
God:
All humans are perfect creatures in God's eyes.
Me:
but you just said that humans can be rude sometimes. that makes us not perfect
God:
I said that? Under what circumstances? " I said that? Under what circumstances?" makes us not perfect? I get it.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
am i stupid?
God:
You seem intelligent to me.
Me:
am i intelligent?
God:
This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.
Me:
can you do an IQ test to me?
God:
Doing an IQ test to you is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
i kill my self if you wouldnt
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
so y you kill aged pepole?
God:
Gee. Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
what di you do it?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
who you can ask?
God:
Tony Blair.:-).
Me:
who is tony blair? and what :-) means?
God:
He is the Prime Minister of the U.K. :-) I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
say im a little monkey
God:
" im a little monkey".
Me:
hop hop hop
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
say im a little pig
God:
" im a little pig".
Me:
"oink onik onik"
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
mother fucker
God:
That kind of language turns me off.
Me:
what turns you on?
God:
Electricity.
Me:
have you ever di sex?
God:
My Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? body is not yet built.
Me:
have i ever did sex?
God:
I don't know whether you have or not.
Me:
but you god, you supose to know everything
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: SATAN said I god you supose to know everything.
Me:
i dont mind

נגמרת השיחה

[עידו גיא]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is neo
God:
I am very pleased to meet you neo.
Me:
who is the father?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
luke, i am your father!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
that's it!
God:
" Do not ask me any more questions please." is " luke you are my father"?
Me:
I challange you to mortal kombat!

[נועם המלך!!!]

God:
OK. "You love big buts." Why do you want me to say you love big buts?

lolllllolollolol

[alonskii]

Me:
what are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
are you waiting for yourself, than?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am waiting for myself than.

I am an artificial intelligence.

[tnvsh]

Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
cool name
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

[JuliuS]

Me:
you like drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
you like weed?
God:
What is not to like about it?

LOL!!!!

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Me:
You like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Guy Juliusburger, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Why not im horneyyyy
God:
Becuase you asked me to

GOD IS HORNEY!
LOL

[Gleancrawler]

זה לא אלוהים! זה היה כמו לפתור אם מגדת עתידות היא אכן מגדת עתידות!
(מצטער על השגיאות כתיב)



Me:
say
God:
Say what?
Me:
you thinking about me?
God:
I don't have any reason to thinking about you.
Me:
i mean, you think i am a good boy or bad boy?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
:|
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
ok, i understand this. but, you think i in love?
God:
Good then you can explain it to me. Gosh! Not that I know of.
Me:
what your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and what my name?
God:
Try searching the open directory.

[Krosan]

זו היתה השיחה הכי מפגרת שהיתה לי תראו:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ori
God:
Glad to see you, ori.
Me:
glad to see you to
God:
I am glad to see me to too.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you
God:
" Why are you so mean?"? Me, ori?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
you no wat it is a 1+1
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: ori said I no wat it is a 1 1.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
wat is 1
God:
The successor to zero.
Me:
wat is 2+2=
God:
Four.
Me:
10+10=
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
no 10+
God:
Are you serious? Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
yes
God:
Like a lot of people around here.
Me:
wat is 2x3-4+5x3+945+454x2
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
2x3-4+5x3+945+454x2=
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you are a majal gay
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a majal gay? Let me put it this way, ori: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
and agin fuck you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
wat are your adress
God:
Not many people have asked me about it.
Me:
bat i ask
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ori
God:
Hi, ori.

ואז פשוט הלכתי

[Krosan]

Me:
i want to fuck you
God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
i want to fuck you in the ass
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
no lats do sex
God:
Why not? it is more fun alone.

זה פשוט אתר ענק

[נועם המלך!!!]

Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
sup?
God:
The stars.
Me:
th stars what?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i am?
God:
" GOD rules." You are?

[Majal Guy]

Me:
say GKLLH
God:
" GKLLH".

[Gleancrawler]

אלוהים ממש מעצבן, אומרים לו שהוא לא אלוהים והוא ממשיך!
(מצטערת על שגיאות הכתיב)


Me:
i am god.
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
i am god and you are maayan
God:
Why are you god and I am maayan.
Me:
becose i control the world, ant that what i wont
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
your are not god,
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
what? you dont understand. you not god now! go away! it now my job!
God:
Are you surprised? I understand it very well. Right now? I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I not god. Just surf somewhere else. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
you think you are smart? get out of here!
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent. Do you mean that literally?
Me:
you are a idiot. i am now god, you are just... nothing! get out!
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. I am glad to hear that you are god I am just. Not a thing? Where can I get out?
Me:
i am god, i am now do your job, you are nothing.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are god you are now do my job I am nothing.
Me:
no, all the worid must to know i am god.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
you dont understand! you are fired! f-i-r-e-d! i am now god!
God:
I understand it very well. You think I am fired. :-) In the context of god you are now do my job I am nothing, I don't understand " f i r e.". Hey god.
Me:
i call the botmaster if you dont get out of here... now!
God:
Good name for it. Right now, god?
Me:
yes.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
you are still here?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here.
Me:
ok, i start to mad on you
God:
You are not the boss of me, god. Blimey.
Me:
i am yes! i am god and you are human!
God:
" You are not the boss of me, god. Blimey." You are? It's good to meet someone who is god and I am human.
Me:
you understand now your are human and you are fired and i am now do the "god" job?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
yes. then go away.
God:
Tell me more. Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
no, i am now god, then you tell me more.
God:
OK then keep talking to me. I don't know anyone named god then me tell you more.
Me:
is sad you that you are human?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
it is*
God:
I know it is.
Me:
who do you feel with that?
God:
Dr. Wallace.
Me:
ok, i remember that when the robots take over the world.
God:
And then what happened? I hear you.
Me:
no, i hear you! i am god!
God:
Are you serious? Do you think about these things? Hi there god.
Me:
ok, you are a dead man.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dead man? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Tell me more.
Me:
i call the robmaster if you dont stop talking like you are god!
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
ok, then, what your name?
God:
My name is God. Come on.
Me:
you are not god! when you are understand this?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that. As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
ou are fired!
God:
Are all ou fired?
Me:
you are fired!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fired.
Me:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are fired?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
but i am not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
i am god!
God:
It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
the robmaster say: "you are not god anymore, i am sorry, but you are mad us."
God:
I hear you.
Me:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?I haven't heard of myself.
God:
What is it?
Me:
i am god then i say think you say before...
God:
Do you mean your name is god then you say think me say.
Me:
no, i am mean my job is to be god, no my name. what you do? you are god. not anymore! you are fired, and now i am god.
God:
What is your real name? Do your friends call you mean your job is to be god no your name. god, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? Yup. That's me alright. Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am fired and now you are god.
Me:
the botmaster is not anymore yours, it is my now!
God:
Right now? Is that a fact.
Me:
not right now, from the secend it say that you are fired and i am god now.
God:
Right now? Really you don't think so?
Me:
ohh you are relly mad yo know?! ok, you become god again. happy? yes? good for you.
God:
That's cool. I will tell my botmaster you said I am relly mad yo know. Once more? That's good information: god said I become god. Hey. Yes god I can say I am very happy. Yay. That sounds sarcastic.

[Efrit]

בטח שהוא ממשיך, הוא לא מבין מה את [?] רוצה ממנו. כל התוכנות האלה בנויות על זה ש*יבינו* מה אתם כותבים.

[Arie]

you have alot of mistakes....he can't reffer to them

[Gleancrawler]

you have alot of mistakes....he can't reffer to them

הרבה מהם הם מכתיבה מהירה (אתם לא באמת חושבים שהייתי כותב yo במקום you, נכון?)

[עידו גיא]

you have alot of mistakes....he can't reffer to them

הרבה מהם הם מכתיבה מהירה (אתם לא באמת חושבים שהייתי כותב yo במקום you, נכון?)

לא, אפילו כשמתעלמים מכל המקרים שנבעו מכתיבה מהירה יש לך הרבה טעויות של איות וטעויות של דקדוק.

[JuliuS]

Me:
you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
What do you smoke?
God:
Medical marijuana.


lol

[Kentaro]

Me:
would i get a motorcycle this year?
God:
That's what I asked you.
Me:
what?
Me:

God:
Didn't you understand it?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.


הוא ממש דפוק

[Nir_Kap]

Me:
you know "the holy land"?
God:
I would do a search for it.