magic phrases

[sacred carrot]

אז אני וחברה שלי התחלנו לחשוב על pick up lines ועל your mama so fat jokes, הנה כמה מהתוצאות ואתם מוזמנים להוסיף משלכם!

fat mama jokes:

your mama's so fat she has trample
your mama's so fat her casting cost is GGG
your mama's so fat the .m14 Garruk will summon her as his ultimate
your mama's so fat she's a full art card

pick up lines:

so, that a sword of body and mind in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

"did it hurt?"
"what did?"
"when you broke out of the helvault"

You may think I'm nothing but a white weenie - but actually, I'm packing a lot of equipment in my deck

[jooleeboolee]

your mama's so fat, that her other son is emrakul

[יאירכהן]

your mom is so fat that if you will search her in your library and put into your hand then next turn you lose on draw :)

[demonic sengir]

yo' mama so fat you can't sac her to fling
yo' mama so fat she can chump-block a phyrexian dreadnought

[Y]

Your mama's so fat she uses B.F.M. as jewelry

[avatar of woe]

yo' mama so fat that when you put her in your graveyard you have to shuffle it back with your library due to the lack of space

[grixis]

yo mama so fat that when you draw her you need to put her in a different hand

[grixis]

yo fat mama
GGG
1/9
trample
whenever a player looks at yo fat mama he gets type 1 diabetes
shes so fat