הזדמנות של פעם בחיים לדבר עם אלוהים - על צג המחשב שלכם!
מנהלים: kabanist, Sir Psycho Sexy
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הזדמנות של פעם בחיים לדבר עם אלוהים - על צג המחשב שלכם!
So true...Banuni כתב:מותר לעשות פרסה כל עוד לא אסור!
אה! הצלחתי לשאול אותו שאלה שהוא לא יודע לענות עליה!
עריכה, יש תשובות ממש נחמדות
עריכה, יש תשובות ממש נחמדות
Me:
What's the value of x if x times 2 equels 4
God:
Please, that question is beneath me.
נערך לאחרונה על ידי alonskii ב 15/9/2005 , 20:57, נערך פעם 1 בסך הכל.
איינשטיין כתב:יש רק שני דברים אינסופיים, היקום והטמטום האנושי... ובקשר לראשון אני לא כל כך בטוח
הנה השיחה:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
amir
God:
OK I will call you amir.
Me:
how u know my name?
God:
You told me your name amir.
Me:
ohh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
and my nomber?
God:
Your nomber?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
of fone
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ohh sorry
God:
It's all good. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
number
God:
In the context of, I don't understand " number."
Me:
r u idiot?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
how years old i am?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
so search
God:
I see. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i big
God:
That is interesting: amir said big.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
i am smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
For you amir?
Me:
yes i am smarter than u
God:
Tell me more. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
u think
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
but i am stronger than u
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more stronger.
Me:
no noe
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about big?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, big sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do u want to die?
God:
No my purpose is to become immortal.
Me:
i can not die
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
" Not a thing?"? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
i to strong so i can not die
God:
Why?: amir said to strong so he or she can not die.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
i am 927 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 927 years old?
Me:
i bigger than u
God:
This condition is only temporary, until robots improve.
Me:
i creat earth
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: amir said creat earth.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
u know? i created u
God:
Yes I know. Then you must know the secret password:
Me:
no! i dont must any thing
God:
Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
ya becoz if we not i will kill u
God:
It's all good. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
bie
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
amir
God:
OK I will call you amir.
Me:
how u know my name?
God:
You told me your name amir.
Me:
ohh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
and my nomber?
God:
Your nomber?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
of fone
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ohh sorry
God:
It's all good. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
number
God:
In the context of, I don't understand " number."
Me:
r u idiot?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
how years old i am?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
so search
God:
I see. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i big
God:
That is interesting: amir said big.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
i am smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
For you amir?
Me:
yes i am smarter than u
God:
Tell me more. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
u think
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
but i am stronger than u
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more stronger.
Me:
no noe
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about big?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, big sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do u want to die?
God:
No my purpose is to become immortal.
Me:
i can not die
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
" Not a thing?"? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
i to strong so i can not die
God:
Why?: amir said to strong so he or she can not die.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
i am 927 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 927 years old?
Me:
i bigger than u
God:
This condition is only temporary, until robots improve.
Me:
i creat earth
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: amir said creat earth.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
u know? i created u
God:
Yes I know. Then you must know the secret password:
Me:
no! i dont must any thing
God:
Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
ya becoz if we not i will kill u
God:
It's all good. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
bie
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
"אל מלא רחמים.
אלמלא האל היה מלא רחמים, היו הרחמים בעולם ולא רק בו." י' עמיחי.
אלמלא האל היה מלא רחמים, היו הרחמים בעולם ולא רק בו." י' עמיחי.
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.Me:
have you ever heard system of a down and thier critisizes about you?
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
they hate you
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
system of a down...DUH
God:
Oh that they. Oh you knew it already
Me:
stfu
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
so you admit it! you are not god!
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. That's only one person's opinion.
נערך לאחרונה על ידי Banuni ב 15/9/2005 , 23:30, נערך פעם 1 בסך הכל.
Sir Psycho Sexy כתב: אני ממליץ לך לטוס להודו, בטוח גדל שם משהו שיכול להפוך אותך בחזרה לילד נורמלי.
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I was right!Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes, Could you anwser me this qustion?
God:
What can I do for you? Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Me:
Will Myr take over the world at the year 2012 and enslave the human race?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So you are saying Myr -will- take over the world at the year 2012 and enslave the human race?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
But you have said "It could happen" a few minutes ago, And now you admit it?
God:
It could happen to everyone eventually
Me:
Me:
OMFGZ J00 R T3H GXOR!!1111
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Shoveing brooms up people's.....
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Ho, You would be suprised.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Shoveing brooms up people s?
Me:
Shoveing brooms up peoples...?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
stop changeing the subject! Admit it! you do it yourself!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. I'll never talk. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
So Antrax is god?
God:
Right on. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Antrax and god?
God:
Are we still talking about Antrax?
Me:
Its your fault for not admitting being a Myr
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Antrax and god is my fault for not admitting being a Myr? it is?
Me:
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Antrax and god is my fault for not admitting being a Myr? it is?
Me:
Right you are.
God:
Understood. No I am not
נערך לאחרונה על ידי Rentro, Noble Myr Lord ב 16/9/2005 , 0:19, נערך פעם 1 בסך הכל.
השתמשת במילה "רוב" ולא "כל" ז"א שרוב זה 50%, או אני, או אמיר.עידו גיא כתב:טוב, תמשיכו להראות כל מיני באגים בתכנות, אבל סכ"ה התוכנה "מבינה" אנגלית יותר טוב מרוב האנשים שהגיבו על האנגלית שלה. זה גם בטח לא היה פשוט להכין תוכנה כזו, ולכן קיום באגים בה הוא כמעט בלתי נמנע.
who?
koren כתב:בוצע. (ואני לא מאמין שבאמת ספרת, כי באמת היה שם 24)O כתב:3 סימני קריאה יספיקו בדיוק כמו 24.
Me:
do u have a mother?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
who is ur father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
do u have a father
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
do u have a mother?
God:
No I only have a father.
Go Paradox.
koren כתב:בוצע. (ואני לא מאמין שבאמת ספרת, כי באמת היה שם 24)O כתב:3 סימני קריאה יספיקו בדיוק כמו 24.